Capton: Naujavaanon Aage Badho Santa: Aage Nahin Badha Capton: Tum Aage Kyon Nahin Badhe? Santa: Aapne Kaha 9 Javanon Aage Padho Main Dasven Nambar Par Tha
Santa: Yaar Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Yahan Ghutne Tak Pani Hai Lekin Main To Dubne Wala Tha? Banta: Baat Ye Hai Ki Main Bhi Yaha Naya Hu Maine Subah Batkhon Ko Yaha Tairte Dekha Tha Unke To Ghutne Tak Hi Pani Tha
Banta: Vivah Men Dulhe Ko Ghodi Pe Baithaya Jata Hai Gadhe Pe Kyon Nahin? Santa: Taki Do Gadho Ko Ek Saath Dekhkar Dulhan Dare Na
Santa: Tumhare Paas Kya Sabut Hai Ki Tumne Ek Saal Tak Seth Jagannath Ji Ke Yahan Bhojan Banaya Hai? Rasoiya (Naukar): Mere Paas Aise Kai Bartan Hain Jin Par Unka Naam Likha Hua Hai
Santa: Yaar Main Pareshan Ho Gaya Hu Meri Bivi Hamesha Pichhle Pati Ke Bare Men Hi Baten Karti Rahati Hai Banta: Shukr Karo Bhai! Meri Bivi To Agale Pati Ke Bare Men Baten Karti Hai
Ladki Ka Baap: Kya Jamana Aa Gaya Hai Ladki Bhi Do Aur Dahej Bhi Do Santa: Nahin Nahin Aap Sirf Dahej Hi Dijie Ladki Apne Paas Rakh Lijie